Robert Elliott

Rabbie o' clan Elliott is th' scots member o' Unit wan o' th' british Hunner Years Dancin Junior Squad. A skillful swuirdsman 'n' dangerous bagpipe player, his wit ye hink is best described as boisterous 'n' freendly, tae a fault, wi' an additional element o' unstoppable, trance-like bloodlust. Though easily distracted or doilt 'n' fair infantile, he is nevertheless ferr competent at his primary hing in th' gang: cutting fowk doon wi' his enormous pure massive swuird (whit's kent tae outsiders as a claymore), preferably at a run. He an' a' possesses a' th' braun that bein' able tae dae that implies. A true scotsman, he talks in a distinctively scots wey 'n' wears equally distinctive scots claes, 'n' is aye happy fur a fight.

Good mukkers wi' Simon Laffey 'n' wholly oblivious tae Abigail Kirkbride's bullying, he haes grown especially claise tae his "fraish narrow clocked mukker" Lin Tsao sin thair foremaist meetin, oan accoont o' baith fightin' wi' swuirds; thus, "swuird brithirs". He teuk pairt in th' Gallipoli operation, advising Lin tae cut Mustafa Kemal's "boost", whitevur that means, 'n' helping rammy baith turks 'n' monsters wi' stoatin guist elsewhere oan th' battlefield.

Likely nae related tae ony figures o' Arthurian legend (other than mibbie Gawain).

(Bit surely related tae Wee Jock Elliot.)